Amish Vampires?

“Crashers” is on Amazon! It just popped up today. Woo hoo!
But here’s the funniest part: You know what “tags” are? They’re key words that people can use to search online and find something. Amazon already has added a few tags to the “Crashers” site.
My favorites? “Amish” and “Vampires.”
What the hell?
I just had a flash image of an ingénue fleeing (pretty successfully) from a vampire riding a buggy with one of the “slow” triangles in back.