When truth is better than fiction
The Mexican army just killed a high-ranking narcotraficanto who worked under the nom-de-guerrre of “The Accordion King,” according to media reports.
Oooooh…. That’s so good. In the sequel to “Crashers,” I named a minor character “Carlos “War-Dog” Texiera, because, complete freaking hack that I am, I went for a violent dba. I’m so pissed I didn’t think of giving him a passive nickname.