I get e-mails from Keith Kahla, my editor at St. Martin’s Press. My e-mails are better than most.
Here’s the latest.
“So we just licensed Crashers in Japan! It went to Bungei Shunju. Japan’s become such a tough market lately that we’re particularly thrilled to have sold them Crashers – it might be the first thriller we’ve sold them in years, making this extra-sweet.”
I’m sorry. WE JUST DID THE #$%& WHAT? HOLY #$%&!
Um, sorry. Everyone? I apologize. Synapses exploding. I’m good now. No more crazies. We—