So my editor Keith Kahla (love…. him….) sent me a photocopy of the Publishers Weekly review of “Crashers.” My book is in the lower right-hand corner of the page. The centerpiece is a review for a book by…
…wait for it…
Yeah. I’m on a page with Isabelle Are You Freaking Kidding Me Here Allende. That’s like a night at the opera with Gustav Mahler and the character from “The Nutty Professor. “
Of my book, the Pub Week reviewer writes, “The slam-bang crash landing of a conclusion will leave readers anxiously awaiting the promised sequel.”
Of Allende’s book, the reviewer writes, “We’re really sorry we put you on the same page as this fly-by-night guy Haynes. Seriously. Heads will roll. Can we get you a canapé?”
Hand to god. It really says that.