Google search can’t find my missing car keys
I have set up a Google search for the words “Dana Haynes” and “Crashers.” Yes, I am that self-centric. No, my agent told me to do it so I could track any mention of me or my novels.
When I set this up, I did not know there was a newscaster in Spokane named Dana Haynes, nor a professional psychic in Florida named Dana Haynes, nor the victim of a horrendous medical malpractice lawsuit named Dana Haynes.
Which is to say, I throw out most of the Google searches because I’m not nearly as famous as either mom or I had hoped.
But the best one to date came yesterday. The search header reads: “crashers by dana Haynes | NewLiveNews crashers by dana Haynes.”
Hmm… that one looked promising. I clicked on it.
It took me to this story: “Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez turn wedding crashers.”
Was Google hung over yesterday? Did it trip and fall into the Web?