Google search can’t find my missing car keys

I have set up a Google search for the words “Dana Haynes” and “Crashers.” Yes, I am that self-centric. No, my agent told me to do it so I could track any mention of me or my novels.

When I set this up, I did not know there was a newscaster in Spokane named Dana Haynes, nor a professional psychic in Florida named Dana Haynes, nor the victim of a horrendous medical malpractice lawsuit named Dana Haynes.

Which is to say, I throw out most of the Google searches because I’m not nearly as famous as either mom or I had hoped.

But the best one to date came yesterday. The search header reads: “crashers by dana Haynes | NewLiveNews crashers by dana Haynes.”

Hmm… that one looked promising. I clicked on it.

It took me to this story: “Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez turn wedding crashers.”


Was Google hung over yesterday? Did it trip and fall into the Web?

About danahaynes

Dana Haynes is the author of ICE COLD KILL (2013), BREAKING POINT (2011) and CRASHERS (2010) from Minotaur and St. Martin's Press.

Posted on July 22, 2011, in Blog. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.


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