Breaking News (and special pricing for pre-owned, slightly broken news)
Yes, not since the news that the Pope is resigning to “spend more time with his family” have readers been so enthralled by an announcement! We don’t have all the details yet, but we are finalizing the plans for … not one … but TWO book launch events in March or very early April!
Two, I tell you! Which, according to the Mathematics Department here at my literary empire, is more than one!
Plus … wait for it … we have the first, initial, vague, shimmering outline of a scheme for an out-of-state launch as well. No public details yet, but it looks like I’m about to schedule my first Away Game!
We just have to finalize details with my publisher. And editor. And agent. And publicist. And parole officer. But beyond that, we’re really close!